"by God"

These little quotes were inspired by the article Roadside religion goes nationwide in the 1999-04-09 edition of The Christian Science Monitor. So far, most of the quotes I've used were made up by myself, but at least a few of them seem obvious enough that the billboard campaign described in that article (or others) might have already created them, independently. A few are direct, or nearly-direct, translations of Biblical passages.

Quotes previously featured on my home page follow.

A virtuous woman speaks the truth; the flames of a million falsehoods are extinguished.

- God

Question Authority.

- God

Choose life, that both you and your offspring may live.

- God

LOL!! Thanks for telling me your plans!

- God

(Note: "ROTFLOL" means "Rolling on the floor laughing out loud".)

Just who do you think you are?

- God

Have you hugged your celestial being today?

- God

(That quote actually came from a friend of mine!)

You are my child, created in my image, loved, loving, sinless, secure, spiritual, complete, divine, eternal.

Warning: Do not remove or tamper with this tag under penalty of law.

- God

Come on over! The party's been going on forever, and simply everybody's here!

- God

Consider campaigning for more self-control instead. it's factory-installed, and works every time!

- God

Love your neighbor. tax your neighbor. Choose one.

- God

For best results, follow manufacturer's instructions.

- God

What have I done for you lately?

- God

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him.

- God

Why don't you pray up and see me sometime?

- God

I love the sound of a psalm in the morning.

- God